Medical Terminology

1. Benign - what you be after you be eight.

2. Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport.

3. Dilate - to live long.

4. Cauterize - made eye contact with her.

5. Seizure - Roman emperor.

6. Recovery Room - place to do upholstery.

7. Morbid - a higher offer than I bid.

8. Tumor - more than one.

9. Cesarean Section - a neighborhood in Rome.

10. Medical Staff - a Doctor's cane.

11. Hangnail - what you hang your coat on.

12. Nitrates - cheaper than day rates.

13. Varicose - near by/close by.

14. Fibula - a small lie.

15. Outpatient - a person who has fainted.

16. Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis.

17. Secretion - hiding something.

18. D&C - where Washington is.

19. Genital - non-Jewish person.

20. Coma - a punctuation mark.