1. Benign - what you be after you be eight.
2. Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport.
3. Dilate - to live long.
4. Cauterize - made eye contact with her.
5. Seizure - Roman emperor.
6. Recovery Room - place to do upholstery.
7. Morbid - a higher offer than I bid.
8. Tumor - more than one.
9. Cesarean Section - a neighborhood in Rome.
10. Medical Staff - a Doctor's cane.
11. Hangnail - what you hang your coat on.
12. Nitrates - cheaper than day rates.
13. Varicose - near by/close by.
14. Fibula - a small lie.
15. Outpatient - a person who has fainted.
16. Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis.
17. Secretion - hiding something.
18. D&C - where Washington is.
19. Genital - non-Jewish person.
20. Coma - a punctuation mark.